

Things I Loved:
1. My car got egged the morning of the 4th. I drove from Layton to Rexburg with egg yolk running down the side of my car, egg shell stuck to dried egg whites on my side-view mirror. I embraced the rebellion of the boys/girls who attacked my haughty 2000 Hyundai Elantra. I feel like it was an initiation hazing for her. I'm going to call her Elaine. I think her spirit mingled with Charlie's in whatever pre-existence engine souls come from.
2. The Rexburg, Idaho, Independence Day Parade. They drove a tank down the streets and sprayed everyone in the vicinity with gallons of high-powered water. I loved how heated up and political that made Sharon. I love that the bike cop was Chompers from

3. Sharon and her Writing Center toadies. The David O. McKay Writing Center kids...what a clan...what a cult. We are all blood brothers. We're like Shriners. They ought to wear a red fez to match their little black vests. I used to keep candy in those vest pockets and then forget about it. That would really peeve Jared off.
4. Lying on the grass. Independence and freedom is the ability to lie on the grass if you want to. Lie on the grass with a humongous 59 cent drink from Horkley's. Stare at the overcast Idaho sky and look at Chandler's bird books, breaking in your new sneakers with grass stains.
5. Madison County's Whoopee Days Rodeo. My vegan sister doesn't need to know I went or that I enjoyed it. I love love love that I went to a Rexburg rodeo with Jen Russell Parkins little brother. It was as close as I could get to Jen. It was pretty darn close too! Neither one of them are rodeo people and getting either one of them at a rodeo is a success! Jen, I miss you!! The rodeo was great, even when my allergies kicked in just before the bulls came out. I love making whoopee with Madison County.
6. The Whoopee Days fireworks. We didn't make it to Idaho Falls for any of the Melaleuca Extravaganzique but the Rexburg 'works were charming and perfect in their own way. One explosion.........another explosion.........another.....two at one time!........one explosion.........one.........another......ALL OF REST AT ONCE!!! BOOM! FLASH! KICK IN THE PANTS GLORY! More lying in the grass. Running in the grass,

7. I sidestepped out after the fireworks and saw Old Friend Troy. We watched Rosemary's Baby and ate pizza in one of Rexburg's crappier top floor apartments. I had been there five years earlier when it was girls' housing. I had studied Spanish on the balcony. The movie was excellent. I'm glad I wasn't pregnant when I saw it.
8. We finally chainsawed up the trees that fell in Sharon's yard. Take that Emily L. Pew! (She didn't think me + chainsaw = good idea)
9. Meeting up with Sharon's toadies in Rexburg's big fat real theater/bowling-alley and watching WALL-E--a surprisingly fantastic

10. I love that two .9 mm pistols showed up at the pinochle table at the exact moment two ghostly white kittens appeared on the edge of Sharon's porch, walking towards where we sat talking into the smoke of the fire, roasting marshmallows.
11. I love that the cops were called, that Megan, Sharon, and I boxed up the kitties and drove them to Idaho Falls at a quarter to midnight and rescued the pink-eyed sickly white white kittens to the Humane Society drop-off, with cat food and styrofoam bowls of water. I love that two huge collared owner-less dogs ran around us while we secured the kittens in their metal quarters. I love that we stopped for slurpees on the way home.
12. I love talking to blood sisters.
13. I loved driving home....the road between Layton and Rexburg will always be a time


6 comments:
Waking up to find you on the couch again--as always--makes it seem like the years haven't been rolling by--adding to us and cutting our hearts out. My favorite images: 1)we surround the 5-yr-old at the parade who shows us her grasshopper with its broken leg. I assure her Chandler (who kneels down next to her) is a first rate, bug vet. who can fix anything. What possessed me to lie to a 5-yr-old? Chan asks "What's it's name? Little girl looks at him with big round eyes:"Cricket?" 2-Standing in line to buy Chinese and see you suddenly hug a cop. 3-Chan talking to you calmly, then his hand shoots into river to grab a water snake, which he throws to you to hold while he jumps in the canoe. I yell at you to get rid of it NOW, but watch, as I cut watermelon, how you play with it before you remember I'll kill you if you don't pretend you killed it. 4-Little kid, high on sugar, after the sputter of fireworks, who can't stop running. First, Eric chases him, then Crystal, then he wears out another--three WC assistants wiped out by a three-yr-old. 5-Hearing you give Megan marriage advice as we sit in a hot car after church. And it was really great advice! I'm serious.
Listen, talking about the European break before your PhD, I've been checking out villas in Tuscany that make me itch with anticipation.
Excuse me? YOU were the funny one? ;-)
Hahahaha, it was a toss-up between me and you, Jade. PLUS, you were NEVER HOME that first semester! Remember, Miss Scroll Editor, when you were dubbed Ghost Girl Roommate? The only reason I knew you existed is because you would leave Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. books and cans of hominy lying all around the apartment.
Haha, I'm so glad you quit that lame paper. I miss you.
Sharon: I hate the word "advice." Especially when it comes after words like "marriage." But I do love you and Megan and the talks we had. Also, I wouldn't be suprised at all if Chan did know something about insect health care. We could have splinted that busted leg with a grass blade or something.
Wow. Jade, I didn't know you were the Scroll Editor? I gasp.
Haha, she was the one good thing that happened to that paper...once she quit she would gather Scrolls in our apartment and mark them so red it looked like a slasher film set.
We were going to start up an underground newspaper that told the "real" story of Rexburg, ID, with our friend Jeremy, but usually the meetings resulting in rousing games of MarioCart or sneaking into the nearest abandoned someplace-or-other.
Okay first of all I was AT that parade, I was dodging THAT water cannon tank thing, I was scarfing a scone at THAT rodeo. I had no idea we were so in tune. (Of course Jeff hates rodeos...hates animal cruelty. And landon was being pure misery so we left early, but still).
I don't have the same memories of Rexburg that Rick's students do, but it is always home.
I'm sorry your car got egged. And when I was in HS I always made fun of the Scroll. No offense :)
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